Publishing And NaNoWriMo Novels

It's still more than half a year until November and until NaNoWriMo. If you don't know it, it's a self-imposed challenge of writing a 50k words long novel. In a month. If you make it, you win. If you don't, you don't. If you cheat, you're only cheating yourself.

There's also people who can't stand NaNoWriMo because of those who think that what they wrote during it is ready for publishing. There's also talking about how publishers and agents are flooded with NaNovel queries in December. Since I'm neither, I don't know how true that is, but that's more of a problem with the writers. Because, and here comes the topic for this post:

Your NaNovel is not publishable.

I hear the sounds of bubbles being burst, but it is very, very, very unlikely that your NaNovel, as it is, is publishable. To those of you who point at Water for Elephants or any of the other titles that came from NaNoWriMo, I highly doubt that any of them were sent out the way they were. And even if one of them was, that's one (1) book, of who knows how many.

I'm not saying it's impossible, but there's a number of things in NaNovels that just don't work for publishing.

50,000 Words

Sure, there's longer ones, but the minimum for a winner NaNovel is 50,000 words. That's Middle Grade/Young Adult length. The shortest I've heard as the starting point for adult novels is 60k for mundane settings, and even more for Sci-Fi and Fantasy. Yes, that's a whopping 10,000 words more than you have. So from 1666.6... words per day, you go up to at least 2000. Or 2500, better.

:words:

NaNovels are full of :words: (or , as Something Awful puts it). They are what happens when it's 10 o'clock and you've still got a three-digit amount of words to write. You start to pad the thing like there was no tomorrow. :words: are the first thing that has to go in December editing. They don't do anything, except for said padding.

Word Count Tricks

Aside from just :words:ing around, there's a whole number of word count tricks. There is avoiding contractions, giving things overly long names and writing them out every single time, writing out things that are abbreviated in any other situation (like the Federal Bureau of Investigations), having characters talk in a really unnatural and stilted way, and also having them address other characters with their full overly long names. None of this is in any way good writing. It is just another way of padding and belongs to the thing you should edit out or, even better, leave out entirely.

In(s)anity

NaNoWriMo likes to take Chandler's Law and turn it up to eleven. When in doubt, use ninjas. When in doubt, have the Traveling Shovel of Death show up. Throw in a new subplot. Do this, do that. While some of these techniques are relatively tame, some (NINJAS!) really aren't. If you attempt to write a publishable novel during NaNoWriMo, stay the hell away from these in(s)anities. Because while you can always edit out pointless side plots and happenings later on, these things are bigger. You might just end up cutting a lot and end up with even less useful plot.

The First Draft of Everything is Crap

I think Hemmingway said that. At least people say he did. And that's what your NaNovel is. A first draft. If it's clean enough to be sent out... uh, congratulations? Writing instantly usable first drafts does not get you anything other than time. Everything you do to your novel before you send it out doesn't matter. What matters is the thing you eventually do send out. Being able to write good stuff from the get-go is just as valid as being able to turn mediocre stuff into good stuff through editing.

Sometimes, it's Just Crap

Not everything can be turned into a great book that people will love. Some things just don't work. That doesn't mean you should give up immediately, but sometimes... yeah. Some things just don't get better. It's up to you to figure out if that's the case.

Be a Rebel

If you can't get past your 50,000 words a month quote, start earlier. Or stop earlier. NaNo means 50,000 words, written in a month, to form a lengthy work of fiction. No one hates you for being a rebel. They even have their own forums for that kind of thing, so why not try that?

After All That's Said...

Even though I said a lot of negative things about the novel you're going to write during November, I'm not saying you shouldn't try. A daily deadline is a great motivator. But remember that the things we write during NaNoWriMo are often less than stellar. Your job for December is to fix that.